I was 14 and it was like this.
My boss was the mother of a friend of my younger brother. I went over to their house with another neighborhood kid who was 17 and dumber than a box of rocks to see if her son could play some football with us.
Well, he was supposed to be home in like an hour, so it was hot as hell out and we decided to wait.
While we are waiting, the movie Porky's or some other movie like it is playing and anyway there is a nude scene. My boss(friends mom) 33 years old says "I shouldn't let you guys watch this without your parents permission" or something to that effect.
Dumb as rocks says, "Shit, it ain't nothing I haven't seen before" acting all big shit to impress her I guess. So she says "Oh yeah, I guess you are just Mr Experience eh Greg?" So this dialogue goes on for nearly 10 minutes and finally she is starting to catch onto the fact that he (as am I ) is still a virgin and has been asking questions to trip him up, like "it sure does take a long time to get off your first time doesn't it?" to which dummy says, "hell yes, it took me like 2 hours my first time" etc.
I am just being quiet, because I don't want to embarrass myself with my lack of knowledge or the fact that I was practically drooling at this point.
Well, I don't know how it went from there exactly other than her son came home, but it was now past dark, so no football, she sends Greg and her son to the store for sodas and I stay behind. She says "that Greg is so full of shit" and something to the effect that since I was being quiet I had probably had more action than him, not to mention that he is a dumb ape, and I am a pretty attractive guy.
I say "No, I have only kissed a girl and had my hand up their shirt" She asks if I think I am a good kisser and am I sure I havent even had my hand down a girl's pants? I say, I guess I'm good, I don't know and that I am sure that I would have remembered having my hand down a girl's pants.
She asks if I would like to kiss her, I say sure, she says "Come here" I kiss her, she says I am very good at it and tells me she'll be right back.
Two minutes later she says "come here I want to show you something" I go into the other room, realize she is in her bedroom in lingerie and I am about to bust already when she comes over unzips my pants and wraps her mouth around my stiffy. Well needless to say, that took like 10 seconds, about another 2 minutes to be ready again, and then another 2 minutes to blow again inside her.
They come home, I am the happiest 14 year old alive until the following week when I went over, door was open, go on in as always and she comes out of the shower naked and I think hell yes time to get naked!!
She DESTROYS me when she says " What the hell are you doing, you scared the shit outta me" I think no biggie and step to her, only to be yelled at that it "Can NEVER happen again, and get outta here you little perv! I tried to be nice to you and break your cherry and you think you can just walk in here and fuck me anytime you want?"
I quit my paper route, found a girl my age and that was that.
They moved and I didn't see her again until her son's wedding 10 years later.
BOY, was that strange!! We just had that look. Shoulda took that opportunity to show her what I had learned over that 10 years, but by then she was looking her age at 45 and I had a pretty hot girlfriend who is now my wife of 9 years.
